octopusbath:

hamishwatson:

if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands

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roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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(via but-mostly-me)

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

(via c-0vet)

hotwintersoldier:

quicksilver more like cutesilver

hispaperbagprincess:

evan peters makes me want to cry bc i know i will never get to fuck him and that’s literally just so heart breaking cause i mean lOOK AT HIM

LIKE HEY THERE CAN I JOIN YOU IN THE TUB???!!

THAT IS A COOL RAT U GOT THERE AND HEY THEM COLLAR BONES ARE KILLING ME

LIKE U GO FROM THIS LIL CUTIE…

gabrialgrewonup:

"You can control metal? My mom knew someone who could do that" The most underrated and unappreciated line in the entire X-Men: Days of Future Past movie.

parkingstrange:

no-lyfe-loser:

holy shit the way he looks at her


relationship goals parkingstrange:

no-lyfe-loser:

holy shit the way he looks at her


relationship goals

parkingstrange:

no-lyfe-loser:

holy shit the way he looks at her

relationship goals

(via h3ybulld0g)

bitterboob:

this is my favourite thing on the internet

bitterboob:

this is my favourite thing on the internet

(via ambrhr)

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

(via kachenjunga)