7ssgd:

STAHP. 7ssgd:

STAHP.

f-yeah-americanhorrorstory:

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I wonder who this actress is. I can only imagine her on the phone talking about this. “Mom, I got the part! Yeah, I’m gonna be finger blasted by Evan Peters’ prosthetic mutated claw! I have to call grandma and tell her the good news.”

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

(via l--o-s-t-s-o-u-l-s)

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via thriftshopping01)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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(via tyleroakley)

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

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